Q: When is bedtime at Neverland?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boys?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to JC Penney’s?
A: He heard they had boys pants half off.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other is for carrying groceries.
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Ha ha ha.
I could see some of those punch lines coming, but I laughed at every one.
Hey, wait, you’re not typing in Russian. How do I know you’re really the Commissar?
Hey – Michael Jackson is proof of the American dream. Where else but America could a poor black boy from Gary, Indiana, grow up to be a rich white woman?
thoughs are some good jokes
here are 2 more
Q:why did Michael Jackson get sacked from being the england coach?
A:he kept on puttin Seamen in the under 15′s
Micheal Jackson took his kid to school one day. When they arrived he said to the kid “see you later aligator” and the kid replied” in a while pedeophile!!!”
im gay
im gay
hey m8!.. great jokes! =P.. i really enjoyed that 1 about the shopping bag, & the others aswell. i’d also like to share a few jokes with you too, enjoy!
Q:What’s so different about michael jacksons toaster?
A:The Bread goes in brown, but comes out white!
Q:How can you tell if Michael Jackson is having a party?
A: There are Tricycles & Bicycles outside his house!
Q: Why are Michael jackson’s Pants so small?
A: Because they arnt His!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get married?
A: He wanted children of his own!
There was a captian, a group of children & Michael Jackon on a boat. The boat was sinking & the Captian of the ship said “Abandon ship everyone! …Michael Jackson then said “What about the children!?” the captian then said “screw the children!”
Michael Jackson then replied “Do we have enough time”.
Where does micheal jackson pick his nose?
A catalouge
America is the ONLY country were a short, black, poor little boy grew up to be a tall, rich, white women.
im sorry but half of those jokes are so old
you all disgust me, telling all those lies about michael jackson, now that is just embarrasing
little boy in neverland: Michael whats a paedophile?
Michael Jackson: shut up and keep sucking!
whats the difference between michael jackson and a greyhound?
A grey hound waits for the hare!
whats white and slides down a monkeys back?
Michael Jacksons latest release!!
Q:Why does Michael Jackson invite children to Neverland
A:To meet PETER Pan
Q:What does Michael Jackson and a PS2 have in common?
A:They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on!
Why does Michael Jackson love playing Black Jack?
Cause’ on 10 and 11′s you can double up!
hey that jcpenny joke was ok but ive heard it too many times.
i THINK THAT YOU ALL SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT MICHEAL YOUR NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY UNTIL HE KILLS HIMSELF YOU GUYS ARE SO HARSH BUT YOUR JOKES WERE FUNNY. BE COOL MICHEAL I’M HERE FOR YOU
stay cool micheal we are pulling for you and so is god we love you youre fan margi
What do McDonald’s and Micheal Jackson have in common?
46 year old meat between 5 year old buns
ITS TRUE ALL THE ALERGATIONS ABOUT ME, I AM A PEADO! I DONE ONE YESTERDAY
knock knock
knows there
little boy blue
little boy blue who
micheal jackson
*micheal jackson was
in court yesterday
and said i swear
on the popes life
i never did it
*why did micheal
phone boys to men?
because he thought
there where a devilary
servise
*micheal jackson was
in court yesterday
and said i swear
on the popes life
i never did it
*why did micheal
phone boys to men?
because he thought
there where a devilary
servise
*micheal jackson was
in court yesterday
and said i swear
on the popes life
i never did it
*why did micheal
phone boys to men?
because he thought
there where a devilary
servise
INNOCENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my sun!
What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
Throw him a buoy!
Why does Michael Jackson like to lose a motor race ?
He always likes to come in a little behind.
thoes jokes were the best but have a heart micheal jackson doesnt know wut he is doing he has problems heres a joke.why did micheal jackson cross the street ? to catch the little boy
Q:What does Micheal Jackson and Caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers
funny funny funny. best jokes ive heard for a long time
I’m not into the jokes. But I went through them and some were quite funny. But some of you need to learn how to spell Michael’s name. It is not micheal. If you want to run him down then at least spell his name right.
Innocent until proven guilty? Yeah right…look at OJ!
i love micheal jackson jokes they are so FUNNY but some are just so boring and loads of dem r rude 2 even though i love all these jokes i still think that m.j is innocent he he x x who agrees?! i also love nigga jokes too!!
I thought they were funny, but you 4got some:
Q: What did the priest say to Michael Jackson?
A: I saw him first.
Q: Whats brown, and in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Q: Whats the worst stain to remove frome little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jackson’s makeup.
Michael Jackson sat down with his lawyer.
The lawyer says, “I have good news and bad news.”
Michael asks for the bad news.
The lawyer says “they have a real strong case for molestation and you are going to do serious time.”
Michael asks for the good news.
The lawyer says “I think you can serve it in a juvenile detention facility.”
Q,WHAT DID MICHAEL JACKSON DO WEN HE WAS A BLACK MAN
A,STOP LOOKING AT THE CHILDRENN
hey you guys those are some seriously funny jokes ive nevver heard anything like those before!!!! keep thinking of some they make me crack up!!!!!
they are shit
hi debz how are ya?
deborah d loves dave p 4eva + eva
your mum is so fat that when she walks past my television i miss 2 episodes lol
ya mom is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling free willy
i love dave pirie he is 100% fit as.
go kirsty i agree wit ya! if michael jackson read this i bet he’ll be upset about these gay jokes!!!
by da way tindal gordon is a full on lemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if u guys dont like people making fun of mj then y did u come here?
what does mj and wal mart have in common?
both have little boys underwear half off!
my new car has a voice censer so when i say r&b r&b turns on when i say rock and roll rock and roll turns on but when some kids walked in front of my car i yelled fucking kids and micheal jackson turned on!
YOU ARE SICK. ALL OF YOU.
MICHAEL JACKSON SI NOT GUILTY !!!
HE IS A GOOD MAN !!
I stumbled across this site by accident. I’m neither for or against Michael. I’m for what is right and what is wrong. If he did it I hope to God he goes to prison. But if he didn’t I think it would be awful to spend time for no crime.I think you all need to find a life. Beings that I have much better things to do with my time, i’m out of here.
Q:wats got 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
a: a micheal jackson slumber party
hey teto stop making fun of me your prabobly a mylester to you evil bitch
i see michael jackson is facing ten more charges. . . . . one for each finger!!!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!
Did you here that they finally found Michael Jackson’s other white glove???
It was in Macaulay Culkin’s back pocket.
on a scale 1 to 10 how old is Michael Jackson’s boyfriend
I think that Micheal Jackson should have been guilty for child molestation.He is a sick man.Some of my friends think he’s cute but Micheal Jackson if you see this if I see that you’re on another trial for child molestation if I can meet you I want your autograph then oh you you’ll know.
Your hating you writer, Virginia
i know hes not guilty anymore but here are two classics, enjoy!
david beckham has just brought a brand new boat and at the weekend invited mj out on it, mj replied yeah man id love to cum on your little cruise!
where mj’s favourite place to go on holiday?
to tampa ……… with the children!
I need is not right wirte shit about Michael like that and it wrony verry wrony how would you lik it if His was talk about you like that I don’t think you would like that much Michael is someone who a wonderful careing and loveing person and I love him and I am here for you Michael Jackson and don’t worry about them people they don’t know what they hell doing saying stuff about you like that MICHAEL JACKSON NOT GUILTY HAHA
I don’t think it not right wirte shit about Michael like that and what Michael did to you make you say thing about him nothing and it wrony verry wrony how would you like it if His was talk about you like that I don’t think you would like that much Michael would you no i don’t think so Michael is someone who a wonderful careing and loveing person and I love him and I am here for you Michael Jackson and a wonderful father to his kids don’t worry about them people they don’t know what they hell doing saying stuff about you like that MICHAEL JACKSON NOT GUILTY HAHA
Wonderful father !!
How many wonderful fathers have you seen holding
there children out of a windows three floors up,
with one arm ??
Just one more case that proves that in the USA
$$$ win cases.
Also what about J.Chandler $14000000 for not taking Mr Jack$on to court,for something he never did to him ?
Wonderful father !!
How many wonderful fathers have you seen holding
there children out of a windows three floors up,
with one arm ??
Just one more case that proves that in the USA
$$$ win cases.
Also what about J.Chandler $14000000 for not taking Mr Jack$on to court,for something he never did to him ?