Conversation in the Living Room

MELISSA: What are you laughing about?
ME: Oh, I’m retarded. I think it’s funny to put the word “ball” on the end of the name of sports that don’t have “ball” on them.
MELISSA: What?
ME: So like there’s baseball, football, and basketball. I think it’s funny to say hockeyball, or soccerball, or golfball. I also like saying “golf bats” instead of “golf clubs.” You could take your golf bats to the golfball field and play four quarters of golfball.

See also:
- Conversation in a Kroger’s Checkout Line
- Conversation at a Urinal (Rated R)