Les Jones

Conversation in a Food City Checkout Line

Saturday, September 9th, 2006 | Middle East |

JAY: Do you have your Food City card?
ME: I think. Maybe on my keychain.
JAY: Here. You can use mine.
ME: I’m using your Food City card? Cool. In that case I want five enema bottles, a gross of Kotex, and a dozen Trojans size extra-small.
JAY: Why don’t you go ahead and get some of that cold medicine they keep behind the counter?
ME: (to the cashier) I’ll take a hundred dollars worth of whatever I need to make crystal meth. Put it on his card.

See also:
- Buying Condoms
- Conversation in the Living Room
- Conversation in a Kroger’s Checkout Line
- Conversation at a Urinal (Rated R)

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