“I’ve invented a device for empirically measuring the effectiveness of zen meditation. I call it the Aum Meter.” – Chris Range
See also:
- Bugly’s Million Dollar Mexican Zombie Movie Idea
- My Million Dollar Italian-Cajun Restaurant Idea
- My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea
- My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea
- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea
ROFL, I think it’s just his ploy to watch beautiful women twist themselves in knots.