Les Jones

Bugly’s Million Dollar Candle Idea

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 | Funny Ha-Ha |

Bugly had a plan to make scented candles with names like Baloney and Feet. Now Manterns has done stoled his idear.

Hot Wings

The smell of just deep fried hot wings smothered with wing sauce. The combination of butter and hot sauce is enough to drive you nuts. You’ll be on your way to Hooters 10 minutes after lighting this candle!

4th of July

The combination of gunpowder and sulfer gives this man candle the distinctive fireworks smell all guys appreciate. What man won’t love the scent of colorful explosions?

Tennis Ball Can

Who doesn’t love the scent of a freshly opened can of tennis balls? The perfect combination of rubber and flourescent yellow gives this candle that distinct smell any sports-lover will recognize.

Bonus! - Mandles

See also:
- My Other Million Dollar Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Medicine Delivery Idea
- Chris Range’s Million Dollar Yoga Idea
- Bugly’s Million Dollar Mexican Zombie Movie Idea
- My Million Dollar Italian-Cajun Restaurant Idea
- My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea
- My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea
- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

1 Comment to Bugly’s Million Dollar Candle Idea

swanky
March 6, 2008

Okay. I held it for years and I figure I will never get to use it, so, here goes. My million dollar idea:

Bed sheets with the Twister game board on them.

I can see them as Spencer Gifts right now! When you see them, you can trace it right back to this date stamped post and we’ll sue their asses off!

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