Arc of a Republican Congressman

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Arc of a Republican Congressman

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 | Funny Ha-Ha |

1994:

As a small businessman, I know how all of us here in the 3rd District are being affected by regulations and taxes from unaccountable Washington bureaucrats like 3rd District Democrat incumbent Chuck Larson. After 7 terms in Congress, Larson is out of touch with the problems we face here. As a proud Republican with a no-nonsense, can-do attitude, I will fight tirelessly to bring Ronald Reagan’s small government principles back to Washington.

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2008:

Stopping global Warming. Universal healthcare for our children. A new ethanol-powered monorail to the Bristol Convention Center. Insuring the fragile success of the Iraq surge. On the issues that really matter to the 3rd District, Congressman Jerry Bristol has been building bipartisan bridges of cooperation and compromise across ideological aisles, working tirelessly to to get things done. For you.

And the bridge building doesn’t stop there. Just look at Townsburgh’s shiny new Bristol Viaduct and the Jerry Bristol Causeway to Townsburgh State’s new Bristol Center for Government Excellence. In total, over 4000 permanent bridge building jobs in Townsburg alone. All due to the tireless work of Jerry Bristol, ranking minority member of the House Transportation Subcommittee for Bridges.

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