Les Jones

Well i was ridin’ high up north of Pine knot
Had a road full of holes like to bust my shocks
Had a Kerns bread eighteen wheeler
tryin to jump’em all day hoppin’ like a rabbit.

Had a load of white & had a load of wheat
They was guaranteed fresh and ready to eat
At the Mama Kerns Filler up and keep on truckin’ cafe. Bread City

Well i parked myself and got a load of the waitress
She was stacked like a truck and her name was Mavis
And i ordered up a half dozen slices of Kerns fresh white guaranteed enriched.

Well she smiled at me and leaned over and said
“What you gonna have to go with your bread.
We gotta Mama Kerns truck drivers special
that you oughtta try (Not sure about this part) I said “what is it”.

She said “It’s a side of fries and a chicken fried steak
Piece of Kerns pie and a chocolate shake
and it’s a bargain at a buck 28
and that includes tax” I said “I’ll take it”.