“Bulletproof Style Vest”

Posted on September 16, 2008 by Les Jones

From an ad on me very own blog.

Previously:
- Words that make you stupider when you say them
- Pizza Hut’s “Hand-tossed Style Pizza”

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7 Responses to “Bulletproof Style Vest”

  1. theirritablearchitect says:
    September 16, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Kinda makes you wonder what the target market is for this sort of thing.

    Mall Ninjas?

    Some strange/specific type of S&M/Bondage thing?

  2. BobG says:
    September 16, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    I think theirritablearchitect has it right; this looks like some prime Mall Ninja outerware.

  3. Bill says:
    September 16, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    I understand your point but ballistics vests aren’t really bulletproof, either. I’d be suspicious of any vest with “bulletproof” in the title.

  4. Wes S. says:
    September 19, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Does it come with “CTU” on the back or something?

    …Seriously: Why? And, for the money, couldn’t you get an ACTUAL Kevlar vest?

  5. Les Jones says:
    September 19, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Oh, wait. I just saw on ads at the bottom of this page Kevlar vests starting at $290, so scratch that.

  6. Bruce says:
    September 22, 2008 at 10:27 am

    Just the thing to wear on the way to the store to pick up some alcohol-free beer, caffeine-free Coke, and non-dairy whipped topping.

  7. John Carrol Jenkins says:
    April 3, 2011 at 8:55 am

    I considered adding the “bullet proof” vests by Navarre(tm) to my line, but the fine print in the product description turned me off.

    I believe that these vests are more for show than protection and can’t figure out why anyone would really purchase one except as a lark.