Les Jones

Kinda makes you wonder what the target market is for this sort of thing.

Mall Ninjas?

Some strange/specific type of S&M/Bondage thing?

I think theirritablearchitect has it right; this looks like some prime Mall Ninja outerware.

I understand your point but ballistics vests aren’t really bulletproof, either. I’d be suspicious of any vest with “bulletproof” in the title.

Does it come with “CTU” on the back or something?

…Seriously: Why? And, for the money, couldn’t you get an ACTUAL Kevlar vest?

Oh, wait. I just saw on ads at the bottom of this page Kevlar vests starting at $290, so scratch that.

Just the thing to wear on the way to the store to pick up some alcohol-free beer, caffeine-free Coke, and non-dairy whipped topping.