Conversation at the new Cafe 4, downtown Knoxville

WAITRESS: And what would you like, sir?
MELISSA’S CO-WORKER: I’ll have the All-American Burger.
WAITRESS: Excellent choice.
MELISSA’S CO-WORKER: So you’ve had it?
WAITRESS: Well, no. I’m a vegan. But if I wasn’t a vegan I think I’d really like it.