Les Jones

Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan

Monday, December 29th, 2008 | Funny Ha-Ha |

So, yeah. Assassins usually have three names. Lee Harvey Oswald. John Wilkes Booth.

But not Sirhan Sirhan. I wonder why don’t people use his third name, which you would assume is also Sirhan.

“Did you hear? Somebody just killed Bobby Kennedy. Guy named Sirhan Sirhan.”

“You mean Sirhan Walter Sirhan down at the steel plant?”

“No, I mean Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan from the university, ya dope.”

“Oh, him.”

I guess technically Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan would just be one name cubed.

And anyway his middle name is Bishara.

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