On Facebook friend counts

Anyone who has fewer Facebook friends than me is an anti-social psychopathic shut-in with body odor.

Anyone who has more Facebook friends than me is a big giant phony who doesn’t know the difference between true friends and people whose names you’ve heard shouted over the music in a bar.

Anyone who has the same number of friends as me must be pretty cool.

By the way, let’s be friends on Facebook.

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One Response to On Facebook friend counts

  1. Tam says:

    What about those of us who are too cool for Facebook? ;)

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