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Saturday, March 21st, 2009 | Funny Ha-Ha |

You thought the Special Olympics joke on Leno was bad? Jim Treacher has Obama the Insult Comic President’s blooper reel.

“Thanks for having me on the show, Jay. You seem like a pretty nice guy… for an Italian. [Tony Soprano impersonation] Ayyyy! Fuggetaboutit!”

“I stopped by Hollywood earlier. Or as I call it, Little Israel. I dropped a penny on the sidewalk and lost 3 Secret Service guys.”

LATER: Joe Biden is trying to break into comedy, too.

“I am the experienced veteran,” Biden said at the dinner, the Politico reported. Obama chief of staff Rahm Emanuel “can be an enforcer, and Tim Geithner is always there when you need to borrow money - “no questions asked.”

Obama was the first president since Grover Cleveland to skip the dinner, an annual opportunity for Beltway bigshots to lampoon each other.

“[Obama] can’t be here tonight, because he’s busy getting ready for Easter,” Biden said. Speaking in a whisper, he added, “He thinks it’s about him.”

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