The story goes that the Eskimo have 100 words to describe different kinds of snot. Or maybe it’s snow. I guess I’m the one developing new words to describe snot.
This is the mandatory TMI alert
The new kind of snot that showed up Tuesday night is old, dark snot, mixed with old, dark blood.
It was accompanied by a new kind of nose blowing sound which is very flappy. I blow my nose and something on the inside of my nose flaps loudly. I guess it’s the maxillary sinuses opening up and giving up whatever is left from surgery and years of blockage.
Anyhoo, this whole drainage and recovery thing isn’t over like I thought it was.

Eeeeeuuuh! Pictures please.