Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
“Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!”
“Horrible service, I bought my milk and went with the 7-9 day super saver shipping method and it arrived warm and curdled. What the hell?”
“I was considering buying used milk from a trusted Amazon reseller but decided against it. So you’ll notice the condition of MY milk was “New.” I deserve this luxury.”
“Why go to my local store and pay $2.99 for a galon of milk when I can have it overnight delivered for 10 times that price? I think I’ll get three gallons next time. As a current Pentagon employee, this makes perfect sense to me.”
“Don’t get fooled by the easy-to-use look of this product.”
“This product copiously leaks out of my nose whenever I read these reviews.”

The most helpful favorable review of The Story of Ping is classic:
http://www.amazon.com/Story-About-Ping-Marjorie-Flack/product-reviews/0140502416/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending&tag=lejobl-20