Les Jones

Knoxville TVA Employee Credit Union needs a jingle

Thursday, June 4th, 2009 | Funny Ha-Ha |

My wife and I have one of our bank accounts at Knoxville TVA Employee Credit Union. One little perk is that they have a coin-counting machine that doesn’t skim anything off of the top.

Anyway I was thinking about it. I work in Knoxville, but we don’t live there. And we’ve never worked for TVA. And right now my wife isn’t employed. And I don’t need any more credit. And we’ve never belonged to a union.

I’ll bet lots of people think Knoxville TVA Employee Credit Union isn’t for them, so I wrote I jingle.

Have you thought about joining?
Knoxville TVA Employee Credit Union
Because we’d like to have you
Even if you don’t live in Knoxville
and you’re not a TVA employee
Even if you have bad credit
And you’re not in a union
Try Knoxville TVA Employee Credit Union!

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