Douches and Doritos

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 | Misc |

I few years ago I mentioned something funny about buying condoms.

I got over buying condoms a long time ago. I will say that I prefer to buy them either by themselves or with a bunch of other stuff. Why? OK, true story. One time I went to Walgreen’s to buy condoms. That’s it. Nothing else. But while I was waiting in the checkout line I noticed they had blank videotapes on sale. Buying condoms and blank videotapes at the same time with nothing else - what does that look like?

Another time I stopped by Walgreen’s on the way home to buy the two things we were out of and couldn’t do without. I wonder what the cashier thought about a guy buying rubbers and cat food and nothing else.

I mention it because now there’s a Facebook app called Items, if bought together, Would Make The Cashier Wonder About You. You enter yours and your friends guess which of the five items you actually bought together.

1 Comment to Douches and Doritos

Paul
July 14, 2009

My Fiancee was behind a man in line one time who was buying one red rose, a bottle of wine, and a box of condoms. She inquired, and he said yes, he had a special evening planned with his date.