Douches and Doritos

I few years ago I mentioned something funny about buying condoms.

I got over buying condoms a long time ago. I will say that I prefer to buy them either by themselves or with a bunch of other stuff. Why? OK, true story. One time I went to Walgreen’s to buy condoms. That’s it. Nothing else. But while I was waiting in the checkout line I noticed they had blank videotapes on sale. Buying condoms and blank videotapes at the same time with nothing else – what does that look like?

Another time I stopped by Walgreen’s on the way home to buy the two things we were out of and couldn’t do without. I wonder what the cashier thought about a guy buying rubbers and cat food and nothing else.

I mention it because now there’s a Facebook app called Items, if bought together, Would Make The Cashier Wonder About You. You enter yours and your friends guess which of the five items you actually bought together.

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One Response to Douches and Doritos

  1. Paul says:

    My Fiancee was behind a man in line one time who was buying one red rose, a bottle of wine, and a box of condoms. She inquired, and he said yes, he had a special evening planned with his date.