I now understand the genius that is Tad Kochschwinger

After posting this I actually read Tad Kochschwinger’s Twitter feed. Now I think he’s a genius of Twittery obnoxiousness:

• Bad start to the day. The Segway caught a flat on the way to Starbucks.
• People don’t just love me because I’m a social media rock star. They love me because I inspire them to be more like me.
• Does anyone know how to get Maximuscle protein shake out of the upholstery of a Tesla Roadster?
• I bought myself a World’s Best Dad T-shirt. The twins are too young to understand what it means but I’m sure they’d want me to have it.
• The people who say I’m arrogant and shallow don’t see me when I’m at home with my wife. Did I mention that she’s a former swimsuit model?