Trudy Claiborne – ” ‘Sharing everything is ‘socialist’, sharing 10% is ‘religious’, and sharing a few percent or less is, well, just sharing.’ ”
Rich Hailey – “When the gov’t runs health care like they run schools, will substitute doctors show movies instead of treat patients?”
Barack Obama’s Teleprompter – “For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of the International Olympic Committee…”