Good story: Family values politician (Rep. Mark Souder – R) gets caught cheating.
Better story: He ran on an abstinence-only platform.
Best story: The woman discussing abstinence-only values in his campaign video was his mistress.
There’s nothin’ like discussing the evils of non-marital fornicatin’ to get some folks hot and bothered down in their man and lady parts. All that talk about Jezebels and harlots must really break the ice.
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