Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

From ThinkGeek:

• Classic Star Wars sleeping bag simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass.
• Printed intestines pattern on inside of bag.
• Built-in embroidered Tauntaun head pillow.
• Plush Lightsaber zipper pull.
• Great for playing pretend “Save Luke from the Wampa” games.
• Teach your children about the best Star Wars movie ever.

They had me at “printed intestine patterns.”

Saw Elvis in a stormtrooper uniform. Wrote a song about it. Here it go.

“Well since Han Solo found me
I’ve got a new place to dwell
Inside the warm and squishy guts of
Tauntaun Hotel”