by a stand-up comedian: “See, today y’all got those cute little Frosted Mini-Wheats with the sugar on top. When I was a kid we had to eat the big ole bale a hay Shredded Wheat.”
It’s funny ’cause Shredded Wheat really is a big ole bale a hay.
And Grape Nuts isn’t made with grapes or nuts – it’s just jogging for your jaw.
Previously – Star Wars Breakfast Cereal
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