Caption Contest – R2D2 Swimsuit Edition

For reals yo.

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Here’s mine:

  • Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it.
  • Boy, it’s lucky you have these compartments.
  • Come here, my little friend. Don’t be afraid.

What’s yours?

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6 Responses to Caption Contest – R2D2 Swimsuit Edition

  1. jzee says:

    “The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us.”

  2. Ellexis says:

    USB = Ugly Swimsuit Broad

  3. Alcibiades says:

    “I wonder where she stores Luke’s lightsaber.”
    or
    “Let’s see Queen Amidala clean *this* R2 unit.”

  4. Martin says:

    “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

  5. Dave says:

    “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

    or

    “This IS the droid you’re looking for.”

  6. Master Luke says:

    These ARE the droids your looking for!