Amazon Reviews You Can Use: Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife

Amazon Reviews for Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife:

By MechYeti
Found this stuck into a stone while on vacation. I’m impressed with it, generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which is a lot of responsibility.

By Macgyver
I still haven’t figured out how to use the fork and knife at the same time. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

By rosmp
I am not sure what they were thinking, but I may as well schlepp my Klingon dictionary with me, because the built in translator produces nothing but gibberish (nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa”e’ actually came out as ‘your mother is bald and has gonads’ (should be `where is the bathroom’)).

By SteveB
This is an excellent tool, but you need to be aware that the time jump utility (tool #713, first control panel on the right when leaving the French restaurant on level 3 through the rear exit) is somewhat limited. I spoke with the telephone support, and they told me that recent models are unable to travel back in time past their manufacturing date.

By Fraggle
I only got this 5 days ago and I’m already pregnant and due for birth next Thursday! Wenger guarantees a child’s IQ of 150+.

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