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8 Impressively Sarcastic Amazon Product Reviews (Part 3) | Cracked.com.

 This review is from: Officially Licensed Star Wars Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket with Medal Of Yavin (M) (Toy)

I used to be an unemployed movie theater usher, but that all changed when I bought this jacket. Now I’m an unemployed movie theater usher with one of these jackets.

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

And I’ve kind of had it up to here with Sarah Jessica Parker jokes. We get it. It’s funny that a horse is cast in human roles in a variety of television shows and movies, and it’s funny that they write it so that all the other characters talk to it like it’s a human. I just don’t get what’s so funny about repeating the same joke the show is making. It’s like expecting laughs when you point out that Mr. Ed is a horse. Duh. That’s the point of the show.