Article on breast-related scientific study includes helpful illustration

Because some readers might know what these whatchamacall “breast” thingies look like.

Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says:

Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world. [Source]

Hat tip to Mike S.

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One Response to Article on breast-related scientific study includes helpful illustration

  1. Mike S says:

    And I fully intend to start an Intelligent Woman’s Health Clinic!