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Category Archives: Funny Ha-Ha
I invented two fictional placenames
Bongwater, Mississippi and Hotdogwater, New Jersey. Now to work them into my writing.
My Mind Wanders
THERMOKING THE RMOKING KING OF THE RMO THE RMONES HEY! HO! LET’S GO!
Forget Harbrace. Get Your Grammar Advice from Cracked.com
7 Commonly Corrected Grammar Errors (That Aren’t Mistakes) “To boldly go where no man has gone before” is the classic example of a split infinitive from the title sequence of Star Trek. People with red pens around the world have … Continue reading
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The Editing Room does “The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games: The Abridged Script: Sudden rule change! If there’s one thing that reality game show audiences love, it’s for the rules to shift during the game in order to favor particular contestants! As a result, it’s now possible … Continue reading
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There’s a movie coming out called Titanic 3D. Have you heard of it?
According to the TV commercials Titanic 3D is by the same guy who did Avatar, so I bet it’ll be really popular. If you see it, don’t tell me how it ends. I want to be surprised.
First there was the Taurus Judge and now …
the NAA Paralegal.
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How is a solar eclipse like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant?
“A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant. It’s free, it’s beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it.” – Top 10 Kent Brockman Quotes
Emo Philips
“When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” – Emo Philips
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I’m in a bad mood if I don’t eat before I wake up
Andy Borowitz’s Facebook: Gisele apologizes for attack on Patriots’ receivers: “I was in a bad mood because I haven’t eaten all year.” It’s funny because she’s a supermodel. UPDATE: Andy’s got another one this morning: Dear Gisele: it’s not a … Continue reading
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Speaking of Refrigerator Doors
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Submission Guidelines For Our Refrigerator Door. Special Note Regarding Robot Monkeys We are no longer accepting robot-monkey-themed work, be they drawings, stories, or whatever. We’ve had it up to here with robot monkeys. Yes, robot monkeys are … Continue reading
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Amazon Reviews You Can Use
8 Impressively Sarcastic Amazon Product Reviews (Part 3) | Cracked.com. This review is from: Officially Licensed Star Wars Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket with Medal Of Yavin (M) (Toy) I used to be an unemployed movie theater usher, but that all … Continue reading
Mister Handgun Carry Permit Rubber Stamper
Real Men of Genius.
Put a Dinosaur Bone Up Your Butt
First it was the one about the guy smuggling the 10 inch revolver in his butt: Now this: 8 South Koreans arrested over alleged scheme to smuggle gold to Japan in their rectums. I’m predicting an Eddie Murphy comeback.
I just realized Robb Allen is a terrorist
The Tea Party thinks the government shouldn’t buy things it can’t afford. Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Doyle (D-PA) think the Tea Party are terrorists. Robb Allen thinks people shouldn’t buy things they can’t afford. Therefore Robb Allen is … Continue reading
My Million Dollar Idea for a Country Music Album
I’ll call it “Chasin’ Ass and Takin’ Names.”
Snippet from an unpublished novel
“At age 10 Eddie sniffed glue for the first time. By the time he was 15 he was knocking over drug stores to get his hands on pharmaceutical grade model airplane glue.”
I just realized Saturday Night Live writers are terrorists
The Tea Party thinks the government shouldn’t buy things it can’t afford. Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Doyle (D-PA) think the Tea Party are terrorists. Saturday Night Live writers think people shouldn’t buy things they can’t afford. Therefore Saturday … Continue reading
Loose lips sink ships
Robb, by posting those pictures on the Internet you’re turning your and JayG’s magical weekend into something cheap and tawdry.
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