Category Archives: Funny Ha-Ha
Google for “sons or anarchy recap.” I wonder if anyone died in this week’s episode? OK, sure. Now I know who died. But who killed him is still a mystery, right? That’s some mighty fine spoiler alertin’ there, Cletus.
45 year old spoiler alert! Charlton Heston didn’t land on an alien planet. It’s really Earth after apes have taken over.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 4 – Lord Humongous and his motorcycle horde reign terror on the wastelands, seizing what precious little gasoline remains. Judicial Watch Files FOIA for Information Related to Closing of WWII Memorial McDonald’s Employee Admits Being Paid $15 … Continue reading
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 2 – Has anyone else resorted to cannibalism already? I predict the government shutdown will cause just as much mayhem and breakdown of society as the sequester didn’t.
Back in 2009 we replaced our old dishwasher with a Bosch dishwasher. Though I loved it at first, I wouldn’t buy another. The Good I bought a Bosch because it was the quietest dishwasher on the market. It really is … Continue reading
MELISSA: Go to Craigslist and I’ll show you that couch I found in Maryville. ME: OK, I’ll do a search for “leather couch.” MELISSA: The search I did was for “couch leather.” ME: We don’t want couch leather. We want … Continue reading
“She was atwitter before there was a Twitter.”
My pH meter is broken. I can’t afford to get it fixed until payday and I need to know the pH of lemon juice. Which leads to this week’s poll question What’s the pH of Lemon Juice? 0 1 2 … Continue reading
Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk Hook Wheelmate to your steering wheel – and you’ve got an instant ergonomic desk Light enough to carry, but sturdy enough to support a notepad, lunch, or even a laptop This is the worst ironing … Continue reading
Anyone got a calendar? The new scentsation in search Coming to your senses: go beyond type, talk, and touch for a new notation of sensation. Your internet sommelier: expertly curated Knowledge Panels pair images, descriptions, and aromas. Take a whiff: … Continue reading
ME: You know what The Incredible Hulk says when he’s making whipped potatoes? MELISSA: What? ME: HULK MASH! MELISSA: That isn’t even a joke.
You know how, when The Simpsons needs some material post haste, they piece together a clip show from pieces of previous Simpsons episodes? So what do the same thing, but with Facebook posts? And if you aren’t following me on … Continue reading
“Kids, don’t do this at home. But if you do, you should film it and put it on YouTube because it is cool as f*&% and people will love you for it. I have it on good authority that celebrities … Continue reading
It’s by David Wong, so of course it’s awesome. I think I’ve been guilty of linking to stories of all five types except #1 – It’s About a Miracle Cure for Obesity, Cancer, or Clean Energy. And he nails that … Continue reading
Everyday things I personally invented: accidentally dropping your cell phone in the toilet and then going to the cell phone store and acting like you don’t know what the heck happened all the sudden it just quit workin’.