Category Archives: Funny Ha-Ha

“Star Wars” is “Gone With the Wind” in Space

My new hobby – Watching Gone With the Wind with my wife and explaining that it’s the basis for Star Wars. There’s Scarlett and Rhett. There’s Princess Leia and Han Solo. Sherman is burning Atlanta. Grand Moff Tarkin is destroying … Continue reading

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Coffee

I like half and half in my coffee, but what I really like is a third and a third and a third.

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Spoiler Alert Fails

Google for “sons or anarchy recap.” I wonder if anyone died in this week’s episode? OK, sure. Now I know who died. But who killed him is still a mystery, right? That’s some mighty fine spoiler alertin’ there, Cletus.

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45 year old spoiler alert!

45 year old spoiler alert! Charlton Heston didn’t land on an alien planet. It’s really Earth after apes have taken over.

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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 4

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 4 – Lord Humongous and his motorcycle horde reign terror on the wastelands, seizing what precious little gasoline remains. Judicial Watch Files FOIA for Information Related to Closing of WWII Memorial McDonald’s Employee Admits Being Paid $15 … Continue reading

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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 2

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 2 – Has anyone else resorted to cannibalism already? I predict the government shutdown will cause just as much mayhem and breakdown of society as the sequester didn’t.

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Bosch Dishwasher Long Term Review

Back in 2009 we replaced our old dishwasher with a Bosch dishwasher. Though I loved it at first, I wouldn’t buy another. The Good I bought a Bosch because it was the quietest dishwasher on the market. It really is … Continue reading

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Conversation while searching for a leather couch on Craigslist.

MELISSA: Go to Craigslist and I’ll show you that couch I found in Maryville. ME: OK, I’ll do a search for “leather couch.” MELISSA: The search I did was for “couch leather.” ME: We don’t want couch leather. We want … Continue reading

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Something to work into my writing

“She was atwitter before there was a Twitter.”

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Help! My ph Meter is Broken

My pH meter is broken. I can’t afford to get it fixed until payday and I need to know the pH of lemon juice. Which leads to this week’s poll question What’s the pH of Lemon Juice?  0  1  2 … Continue reading

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Amazon Reviews You Can Use

Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk Hook Wheelmate to your steering wheel – and you’ve got an instant ergonomic desk Light enough to carry, but sturdy enough to support a notepad, lunch, or even a laptop This is the worst ironing … Continue reading

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News for the Gullible – Google Nose

Anyone got a calendar? The new scentsation in search Coming to your senses: go beyond type, talk, and touch for a new notation of sensation. Your internet sommelier: expertly curated Knowledge Panels pair images, descriptions, and aromas. Take a whiff: … Continue reading

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Conversation While Cooking Potatoes

ME: You know what The Incredible Hulk says when he’s making whipped potatoes? MELISSA: What? ME: HULK MASH! MELISSA: That isn’t even a joke.

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My Latest Invention – The Facebook Clip Show

You know how, when The Simpsons needs some material post haste, they piece together a clip show from pieces of previous Simpsons episodes? So what do the same thing, but with Facebook posts? And if you aren’t following me on … Continue reading

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The antidote to all of those “don’t try this at home” disclaimers

“Kids, don’t do this at home. But if you do, you should film it and put it on YouTube because it is cool as f*&% and people will love you for it. I have it on good authority that celebrities … Continue reading

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