Category Archives: Funny Ha-Ha

Something to work into my writing

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Les Jones

“She was atwitter before there was a Twitter.”

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Help! My ph Meter is Broken

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Les Jones

My pH meter is broken. I can’t afford to get it fixed until payday and I need to know the pH of lemon juice. Which leads to this week’s poll question What’s the pH of Lemon Juice?  0  1  2 … Continue reading →

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Amazon Reviews You Can Use

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Les Jones

Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk Hook Wheelmate to your steering wheel – and you’ve got an instant ergonomic desk Light enough to carry, but sturdy enough to support a notepad, lunch, or even a laptop This is the worst ironing … Continue reading →

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News for the Gullible – Google Nose

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Les Jones

Anyone got a calendar? The new scentsation in search Coming to your senses: go beyond type, talk, and touch for a new notation of sensation. Your internet sommelier: expertly curated Knowledge Panels pair images, descriptions, and aromas. Take a whiff: … Continue reading →

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Conversation While Cooking Potatoes

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Les Jones

ME: You know what The Incredible Hulk says when he’s making whipped potatoes? MELISSA: What? ME: HULK MASH! MELISSA: That isn’t even a joke.

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My Latest Invention – The Facebook Clip Show

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Les Jones

You know how, when The Simpsons needs some material post haste, they piece together a clip show from pieces of previous Simpsons episodes? So what do the same thing, but with Facebook posts? And if you aren’t following me on … Continue reading →

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The antidote to all of those “don’t try this at home” disclaimers

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Les Jones

“Kids, don’t do this at home. But if you do, you should film it and put it on YouTube because it is cool as f*&% and people will love you for it. I have it on good authority that celebrities … Continue reading →

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5 Easy Ways to Spot a B.S. News Story on the Internet

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Les Jones

It’s by David Wong, so of course it’s awesome. I think I’ve been guilty of linking to stories of all five types except #1 – It’s About a Miracle Cure for Obesity, Cancer, or Clean Energy. And he nails that … Continue reading →

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Everyday Things I Personally Invented

Posted on February 5, 2013 by Les Jones

Everyday things I personally invented: accidentally dropping your cell phone in the toilet and then going to the cell phone store and acting like you don’t know what the heck happened all the sudden it just quit workin’.

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Everyday things I personally invented

Posted on February 3, 2013 by Les Jones

Everyday things I personally invented – positioning the couch so it faces the TV. Prior to this innovation many people injured their necks trying to see the TV, or found themselves unable to see the screen at all. Previously

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Funniest Thing You’ll Read Today

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Les Jones

The Adaptive Curmedgeon tries to keep his chicken waterers from freezing: Here’s a useful homesteading hint; once a galvanized waterer freezes you’ll tear your spine out trying to bust it open it to chip away the ice and add more … Continue reading →

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Amazon Reviews You Can Use

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Les Jones

Playmobil Security Check Point at Mike’s.

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Lance Armstrong, Bullshit Artist

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Les Jones

AP source: Armstrong tells Oprah Winfrey he doped AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — After a decade of denial, Lance Armstrong has finally come clean: He used performance-enhancing drugs to win the Tour de France. The disgraced cyclist made the confession to … Continue reading →

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Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

Posted on December 17, 2012 by Les Jones

The Editing Room’s Abridged Script JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT Oh my God, look at the TV! Hardy has released all of Gotham’s prisoners except for you-know-who! I dare not speak his name, but he’s a smoker and a midnight toker getting his … Continue reading →

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Gaston Means, Bullshit Artist

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Les Jones

The third season of HBO’s Boardwalk Empire wrapped up this week. One of the new characters this season was Gaston Means. Means is a fast talking dandy who brokers deals and gets his hands dirty. In one episode he convinces … Continue reading →

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