Category Archives: Funny Ha-Ha
I figured out a way to make a million dollars. I’m going to make a smartphone that’s exactly like the iPhone in every way except it vibrates loud enough you don’t miss half of your calls.
I just started reading my first George R. R Martin book. I now have a sudden, inexplicable urge to post spoilers on Internet forums, so… Game of Thrones books spoiler alert! The Bran* chapters are really boring. Plot synopsis of … Continue reading
My new hobby – Watching Gone With the Wind with my wife and explaining that it’s the basis for Star Wars. There’s Scarlett and Rhett. There’s Princess Leia and Han Solo. Sherman is burning Atlanta. Grand Moff Tarkin is destroying … Continue reading
I like half and half in my coffee, but what I really like is a third and a third and a third.
Google for “sons or anarchy recap.” I wonder if anyone died in this week’s episode? OK, sure. Now I know who died. But who killed him is still a mystery, right? That’s some mighty fine spoiler alertin’ there, Cletus.
45 year old spoiler alert! Charlton Heston didn’t land on an alien planet. It’s really Earth after apes have taken over.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 4 – Lord Humongous and his motorcycle horde reign terror on the wastelands, seizing what precious little gasoline remains. Judicial Watch Files FOIA for Information Related to Closing of WWII Memorial McDonald’s Employee Admits Being Paid $15 … Continue reading
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 2 – Has anyone else resorted to cannibalism already? I predict the government shutdown will cause just as much mayhem and breakdown of society as the sequester didn’t.
Back in 2009 we replaced our old dishwasher with a Bosch dishwasher. Though I loved it at first, I wouldn’t buy another. The Good I bought a Bosch because it was the quietest dishwasher on the market. It really is … Continue reading
MELISSA: Go to Craigslist and I’ll show you that couch I found in Maryville. ME: OK, I’ll do a search for “leather couch.” MELISSA: The search I did was for “couch leather.” ME: We don’t want couch leather. We want … Continue reading
“She was atwitter before there was a Twitter.”
My pH meter is broken. I can’t afford to get it fixed until payday and I need to know the pH of lemon juice. Which leads to this week’s poll question What’s the pH of Lemon Juice? 0 1 2 … Continue reading
Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk Hook Wheelmate to your steering wheel – and you’ve got an instant ergonomic desk Light enough to carry, but sturdy enough to support a notepad, lunch, or even a laptop This is the worst ironing … Continue reading
Anyone got a calendar? The new scentsation in search Coming to your senses: go beyond type, talk, and touch for a new notation of sensation. Your internet sommelier: expertly curated Knowledge Panels pair images, descriptions, and aromas. Take a whiff: … Continue reading
ME: You know what The Incredible Hulk says when he’s making whipped potatoes? MELISSA: What? ME: HULK MASH! MELISSA: That isn’t even a joke.