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Category Archives: Funny Ha-Ha
Emo Philips
“When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” – Emo Philips
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I’m in a bad mood if I don’t eat before I wake up
Andy Borowitz’s Facebook: Gisele apologizes for attack on Patriots’ receivers: “I was in a bad mood because I haven’t eaten all year.” It’s funny because she’s a supermodel. UPDATE: Andy’s got another one this morning: Dear Gisele: it’s not a … Continue reading
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Speaking of Refrigerator Doors
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Submission Guidelines For Our Refrigerator Door. Special Note Regarding Robot Monkeys We are no longer accepting robot-monkey-themed work, be they drawings, stories, or whatever. We’ve had it up to here with robot monkeys. Yes, robot monkeys are … Continue reading
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Amazon Reviews You Can Use
8 Impressively Sarcastic Amazon Product Reviews (Part 3) | Cracked.com. This review is from: Officially Licensed Star Wars Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket with Medal Of Yavin (M) (Toy) I used to be an unemployed movie theater usher, but that all … Continue reading
Mister Handgun Carry Permit Rubber Stamper
Real Men of Genius.
Put a Dinosaur Bone Up Your Butt
First it was the one about the guy smuggling the 10 inch revolver in his butt: Now this: 8 South Koreans arrested over alleged scheme to smuggle gold to Japan in their rectums. I’m predicting an Eddie Murphy comeback.
I just realized Robb Allen is a terrorist
The Tea Party thinks the government shouldn’t buy things it can’t afford. Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Doyle (D-PA) think the Tea Party are terrorists. Robb Allen thinks people shouldn’t buy things they can’t afford. Therefore Robb Allen is … Continue reading
My Million Dollar Idea for a Country Music Album
I’ll call it “Chasin’ Ass and Takin’ Names.”
Snippet from an unpublished novel
“At age 10 Eddie sniffed glue for the first time. By the time he was 15 he was knocking over drug stores to get his hands on pharmaceutical grade model airplane glue.”
I just realized Saturday Night Live writers are terrorists
The Tea Party thinks the government shouldn’t buy things it can’t afford. Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Doyle (D-PA) think the Tea Party are terrorists. Saturday Night Live writers think people shouldn’t buy things they can’t afford. Therefore Saturday … Continue reading
Loose lips sink ships
Robb, by posting those pictures on the Internet you’re turning your and JayG’s magical weekend into something cheap and tawdry.
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Math Joke
Math joke from Anna, the civil engineering student and bartender at Brackins Blues Club: an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half … Continue reading
Amazon Reviews You Can Use: Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife
Amazon Reviews for Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife: By MechYeti Found this stuck into a stone while on vacation. I’m impressed with it, generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which … Continue reading
After the Birthers comes … the Afterbirthers!
The Onion – Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama’s Placenta: WASHINGTON – In the continuing controversy surrounding the president’s U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as “Afterbirthers” demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama’s placenta from his time inside … Continue reading
America F^%# YEAH!!!
Cracked – 7 Items You Won’t Believe Are Actually Legal 7. Flamethrowers 6. Salvia Divinorum 5. Tannerite (An Explosive Compound) (can you say Boomershoot?) 4. Improvised Weaponry 3. The Ragnar Benson Collection 2. The Mini-Gun 1. Thermite
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Who said it – Glenn Beck, Charlie Sheen or Moammar Gadhafi?
I had the idea to do a “Charlie Sheen or Gadhafi” post, Googled “moamar gadhafi quotes” and found out that someone beat me to it. It’s Time to Play ‘Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?’ Previously Libertarian or Rapper? Al Gore or … Continue reading
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Ivan on AK-47 Rails: “Rifle is fine. You F#@% it. It only get heavy and still no hit largest side of barn”
He’s like some sort of Russian version of our PDB (hidden after the jump because of all the dirty wordies):
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Epic Hilarity at SayUncle’s
where a post critical of the TSA leads to this: As much as I hate the recent developments in airport “security”, I feel sorry for most TSA personel. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how … Continue reading
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Hey, Guys, Valentine’s Day is Today
Doesn’t your special lady deserve a new set of knee pads?
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