Category Archives: Funny Ha-Ha
Reje-X-men profiles applicants who weren’t accepted to Charles Xavier’s elite team of mutant superheroes. Reje-X-men Profile #1 – Captain Above Average American CHARLES XAVIER What powers do you possess that your average countryman does not? CAPTAIN ABOVE AVERAGE AMERICAN My … Continue reading
Potential Onion headline: Google Maps Blamed for Rising Unemployment Among People Who are Good at Giving Directions
High school senior Connor McHenry had just received the UPS delivery for his band, Led Zeppelin, when his friend came over for X-Box. “My buddy Paul looked at the Led Zeppelin t-shirts and was like, I think there’s another band … Continue reading
At SayUncle’s. Speaking of jokes that don’t translate well when written, there’s my mom’s old joke… Don’t eat at that woman’s house. She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c Moo
I realized that words are funnier when you put them in a meme, so I started making memes.
“Printer not found on network” is the new PC LOAD LETTER ERROR.
Are you old enough to remember Simon, the electronic memory game? It turns out it’s older than you and me.
I needed to print something. I fought the printer for 10 minutes, doffed my hat to the victorious output device, then quit the field of battle.
::interior, conference room:: ME: Before we start, do you think it’s a little hot in here? CLIENT: I was thinking the same thing. ::checks thermostat:: CLIENT: Whoa. Someone set the thermostat on 80. ME: It was probably my wife. CLIENT: … Continue reading
I have a million dollar idea for a futuristic reality TV show called Cloud Storage Wars. People of questionable ethics bid on unpaid storage accounts on Dropbox, Google Drive, and iCloud. Once they win the auction they determine how much … Continue reading
I’m so old I remember when Sundance Channel and Independent Film Channel showed independent films instead of Law and Order reruns and big budget blockbusters. This week some of their small, handcrafted film options include marathon showings of the Rambo, … Continue reading
I’m not running for office, but feel free to put one of my signs in your yard.