Category Archives: Funny Ha-Ha

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Math Joke

Math joke from Anna, the civil engineering student and bartender at Brackins Blues Club: an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half … Continue reading

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Amazon Reviews You Can Use: Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife

Amazon Reviews for Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife: By MechYeti Found this stuck into a stone while on vacation. I’m impressed with it, generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which … Continue reading

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After the Birthers comes … the Afterbirthers!

The Onion – Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama’s Placenta: WASHINGTON – In the continuing controversy surrounding the president’s U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as “Afterbirthers” demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama’s placenta from his time inside … Continue reading

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America F^%# YEAH!!!

Cracked – 7 Items You Won’t Believe Are Actually Legal 7. Flamethrowers 6. Salvia Divinorum 5. Tannerite (An Explosive Compound) (can you say Boomershoot?) 4. Improvised Weaponry 3. The Ragnar Benson Collection 2. The Mini-Gun 1. Thermite

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Who said it – Glenn Beck, Charlie Sheen or Moammar Gadhafi?

I had the idea to do a “Charlie Sheen or Gadhafi” post, Googled “moamar gadhafi quotes” and found out that someone beat me to it. It’s Time to Play ‘Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?’ Previously Libertarian or Rapper? Al Gore or … Continue reading

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Ivan on AK-47 Rails: “Rifle is fine. You F#@% it. It only get heavy and still no hit largest side of barn”

He’s like some sort of Russian version of our PDB (hidden after the jump because of all the dirty wordies):

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Epic Hilarity at SayUncle’s

where a post critical of the TSA leads to this: As much as I hate the recent developments in airport “security”, I feel sorry for most TSA personel. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how … Continue reading

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Hey, Guys, Valentine’s Day is Today

Doesn’t your special lady deserve a new set of knee pads?

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So Long, Terror Alert Color Codes

Bruce Schneier: I wrote an op-ed for CNN.com on the demise of the color-coded terrorist theat level system. It’s nothing I haven’t said before, so I won’t reprint it here. The best thing about the system was the jokes it … Continue reading

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Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians: Julian Assange

Julian Assange Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize?

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The good news is there’s only one item left on my to-do list

Birth High School Graduation College Graduation Marriage Fatherhood Bifocals Death

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The “New Civility” Meets the Gadsden Flag

From Ann Althouse. More here (LATER: and here and here). Persimmon would like this one.

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“No Labels” Designer Totally F*%#ing Rips off a Design, Lies His Ass Off About It

No Labels’s T Shirt Looks Mighty Familiar to Brooklyn Artist: Brooklyn-based artist Thomas Porostocky’s friends and fans have been tipping off NY media that his art has been used without permission by the bi-partisan political group No Labels. Here is … Continue reading

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My Million Dollar Canada Tourism Slogan

“Canada – it’s like a whole other country.”

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My six year old told me a joke

Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot.

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MY MISSION: Live forever.

MISSION STATUS REPORT: So far so good.

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Seanbaby reviews Gregory J.P. Godek’s 10,000 Ways to Say I Love You

Spoiler alert – he didn’t particularly care for it. Gregory J.P. Godek knows less about romance than date rape. He specializes in list-style books because it’s faster to let his brain vomit directly onto his keyboard than it is to … Continue reading

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My least likely to succeed Million Dollar Idea

Hardee’s Breakfast Salad. Previously – My Million Dollar Web Site Idea

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My Million Dollar Chattanooga Earthquake Headline

If there’s ever an earthquake in Chattanooga the newspaper headline should be See City Rock.

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