Women Are Like WiFi, Men Are Like Bluetooth

“Women are like WiFi. They see all the available devices, but connect only to the strongest one. Whereas men are more like Bluetooth: they connect to whatever is closest.”
Martin and Monty

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Emo Philips

“When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips

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“To Animals, All People Are Nazis”

Slave the Whales! – Hit & Run : Reason Magazine.

Does the 13th Amendment apply to critters? Can whales be plaintiffs? People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals thinks so, and has filed suitin a San Diego court to emancipate killer whales from Sea World facilities in San Diego and Orlando:

PETA argues that continuing the whales’ “employment” at SeaWorld violates the 13th Amendment to the US Constitution, which prohibits slavery.

Sign: To Animals All People Are Nazis

To whales, all people are Nazis.

And to krill, all whales are Nazis.

And to plankton, all krill are Nazis.

Congratulations, PETA. You’ve discovered food chains.

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Word of the Day – Serial Comma or Oxford Comma

From Wikipedia:


The serial comma (also known as the Oxford comma or Harvard comma, and sometimes referred to as the series comma) is the comma used immediately before a coordinating conjunction (usually and or or, and sometimes nor) preceding the final item in a list of three or more items. For example, a list of three countries can be punctuated as either “Portugal, Spain, and France” (with the serial comma) or as “Portugal, Spain and France” (without the serial comma).[1][2][3]

Opinions vary among writers and editors on the usage or avoidance of the serial comma. In American English, the serial comma is standard usage in non-journalistic writing that follows the Chicago Manual of Style.[4] Journalists, however, usually follow the AP Stylebook, which advises against it. It is used less often in British English,[5][6] where it is standard usage to leave it out, with some notable exceptions such as Fowler’s Modern English Usage.[7] In many languages (e.g., French,[8] German,[9] Danish,[10] Italian,[11] Polish,[12] Spanish,[13] Greek[14] ) the serial comma is not the norm and may even go against punctuation rules. It may be recommended in many cases, however, to avoid ambiguity or to aid prosody.

Arguments for and against

Common arguments for consistent use of the serial comma:

  1. Use of the comma is consistent with conventional practice.[15]
  2. It matches the spoken cadence of sentences better.[16]
  3. It can resolve ambiguity (see examples below).[17]
  4. Its use is consistent with other means of separating items in a list (for example, when semicolons are used to separate items, a semicolon is consistently included before the last item, even when and or or is present).[18]

Common arguments against consistent use of the serial comma:

  1. Use of the comma is inconsistent with conventional practice.[19]
  2. The comma may introduce ambiguity (see examples below).
  3. It is redundant in a simple list, because the and or the or is often meant to serve (by itself) to mark the logical separation between the final two items,[20] unless, of course, the final two items are not truly separate items but are two parts of a compound single item.
  4. Where space is at a premium, the comma adds unnecessary bulk to the text.

Many sources are against both systematic use and systematic avoidance of the serial comma, making recommendations in a more nuanced way (see Usage and subsequent sections).


Hat tip to Glenn Reynolds on Facebook for the cartoon.

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Nikon Releases D800/D800E

Nikon released the D700 replacement, the D800. They’ve gone nuts with megapixels, going from 12 to 36. The new camera is a hair smaller and about 4 ounces lighter, with advanced features. MSRP is $2,999.95. The D800E is the same camera with the anti-aliasing feature removed for maximum sharpness and will list for $300 more.

Nasim Mansurov has a discussion of how removal of the anti-aliasing filter can affect image sharpness

Nikon 800E High Resolution Image Samples

UPDATE: And it’s the first SuperSpeed USB camera.

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Greece Default, Credit Default Swaps, and the Recent Stock Market Gains

Charles Hugh Smith thinks they’re related.

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5 Most Wanted Guns

Robb Allen posted his 5 most wanted guns, practicality be damned. I’ll play.

1. Glock 18C – The full auto, compensated Glock. I’ve shot a Glock 18C. I liked it. Heck, I’ve already got a couple of Glock 31 round magazines I can use with it.

2. Full Auto Thompson – With the option to use the 50 round drum mags so the fun lasts longer.

3. The .45 ACP Luger AKA the Million Dollar Luger -  Lugers are cool all by themselves. There’s only one surviving sample of the .45 ACP Lugers that were submitted for testing to the US military for the .45 ACP pistol trials that resulted in the selection of John Browning’s 1911 design.

4. Stery AUG – Wait a minute. I want one of these? I didn’t even realize that. But if it doesn’t have to be practical and I’m not paying for it I have to admit I’ve always thought these were cool.

5. A-10 Warthog – I’ve heard it said that the A-10 is a Gatling Gun with an airplane built around it, so I figure it counts.

Other blogger’s 5 Most Wanted:

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Who Has Two Thumbs and Loves Their Fisher Space Pen?

My company has a contract with NASA. Eight years or so ago I visited NASA’s Goddard Spaceflight Center in Greenbelt, Maryland on company business. I thought it was pretty cool, so to mark the occasion I bought a Fisher Space Pen in the gift shop.

Short version. Since there’s little to no gravity where astronauts work, typical open-cartridge, gravity-feed pens don’t work. Fisher Space Pens are sealed and pressurized so they push out ink when the tip is pressed, even in a zero-gravity environment. They also use a special ink that works across the huge temperature range that astronauts encounter.

Back on Earth they also work at an angle or upside-down, like when you’re lying in bed and writing on a notebook above you. The pressurized cartridge also means the tip doesn’t get dry if the pen is stored on its side or upside down.

And here’s the killer thing, and the reason I decided to get my Fisher out of the drawer and make it my daily carry pen. Because of the pressurized design if you forget the pen in your pants or shirt it won’t leak in the dryer and destroy $200 worth of clothes. Guys: that all by itself sells this pen to wives. My wife was completely unimpressed by all the Fisher Space Pen’s badass features until I mentioned the dryer thing. After that? Total convert. So if you’re wife’s wondering what you want for Valentine’s Day …

The pens start at about $6 for the plastic Cap-O-Matic model. I think my original AG-7 space pen was $25 at the gift shop eight years ago. Amazon sells it for $30.

What’s nice is Fisher’s refill policy, which is what prompted me to write this. My ink cartridge finally started sputtering out a few weeks ago. There was an address on the ink cartridge with instruction to send $4 for a replacement cartridge. I did it and about 10 days later I had a new cartridge and a catalog. The new cartridge has the same instructions, though inflation has bumped up the replacement price by a buck. Still a fair deal.

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I’m in a bad mood if I don’t eat before I wake up

Andy Borowitz’s Facebook:

Gisele apologizes for attack on Patriots’ receivers: “I was in a bad mood because I haven’t eaten all year.”

It’s funny because she’s a supermodel.

UPDATE: Andy’s got another one this morning:

Dear Gisele: it’s not a good idea to criticize professional athletes when your field of expertise is standing still.

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The Stacey Campfield File

Following up on last week’s post, here’s a stroll down memory lane and a couple of relevant links about Knox County’s gay-bashing, never-married state Senator. The Bistro wasn’t the first place where Campfield had been shown the back door.

State Rep. Campfield escorted from UT game on Halloween

What the Heck is Wrong With Stacey Campfield?

47 violations found by city (with bonus sockpuppeting in the comments by Campfield/anon_a_moose)

Civil summons can’t find Campfield

State. Rep. Campfield parks car on Capitol sidewalk

The governor notes our legislature spends too much time worrying about gay cooties

How Many Cops Does it Take to Handcuff Rep. Campfield?

Campfield: Hey, Guys. What's the Safe Word?

Campfield: "Hi, guys. What's the safe word?"

Campfield on Penn and Teller’s Bullshit (FF to the 3:45 mark) NSFW:

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Hell Damn Fart! Infection May Cause Tourette’s-like Condition

Mail OnlineCould an infection be behind mysterious Tourette’s-like syndrome affecting teenagers?.

Nirvana – Tourette’s (Live at Reading 1992):

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SOPA

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Which AR-15 Collapsible Stock is the Toughest?

Military Time GearScoutButtstock Bashfest: GearScout finds out just how far tough talk goes

MagPul stocks take the top two honors. Via Linoge.

Bonus! Cheaper Than Dirt’s Best-Selling AR-15s of 2011. I like this Colt SP6920 with MagPul MOE furniture. I never have pulled the trigger (enjoy the pun!) on an AR-15. I’ve always found another place I thought I could get more bang for my buck (more puns), like camera equipment. I’ll get around to it one of these days.

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Scott Kelby on Adobe Lightroom 4 Beta

Scott Kelby’s Photoshop InsiderWhy I Think Lightroom 4 is Going To Sell Like Crazy:

The improvements in Lightroom’s Development module are so significant, and so much better than what we’ve ever had before, that I think you’ll be hard-pressed to find most anyone still using Lightroom 3 in just a few months from now. In fact, if they didn’t add another feature, it would still be worth the upgrade just to get better looking images. If you haven’t downloaded the beta, here’s the link-see for yourself.

Lightroom 4 is the first version that supports video editing. It’s very basic, but it’s a start.

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FX’s “Justified” is Having an Awesome Season

Just watched this week’s episode of Justified. This season rocks a bunch. Great plot lines and really fantastic villains.

I subscribe to Dave Campbell’s theory that great villains make for great heroes and great drama. Villains that are lame pushovers make it too easy on the hero. Villains that are smart, capable, and dangerous keep you on the edge of your seat. They put the hero’s life in jeopardy and test his abilities..

This week’s episode had not one but six great villains: the recurring villains of Boyd and Dickie and Wynn, this year’s new villains Robert Quarles (Neal McDonough) and Ellistin Limehouse (Mykelti Williamson), and the pawnshop owner.

The pawnshop owner was a one-episode character who was well-drawn and memorable. He used his henchmen’s drug addiction to control them and punished one by forcing him to play Russian roulette to get his fix. That’s some villainous type stuff right there.

I’ve said it before. The Justified writers have talent to burn. They don’t hesitate to kill off a memorable character because they’ve got a well of creativity they can keep tapping. If you’re not watching the show give it a try.

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She Wants to be the Girl with the Most Restraining Orders

Frances Bean Cobain: Courtney Love is an Anorexic, Chain-Smoking, Pill-Popping Pet Killer! – The Hollywood Gossip.

Courtney Love is described as mentally unstable in newly released deposition papers filed by her daughter Frances Bean Cobain, who sought a restraining order in 2009.

Frances Bean, now 19, says Love’s behavior even caused her pets’ death. Their cat kicked it after getting entangled in Love’s messy piles of “Etsy fabrics, boxes of paperwork, trash and other possessions,” according to the court papers, while the dog swallowed several of Love’s stash of prescription pills.

No surprise with Love’s tabloid lifestyle the past decade. I’m just glad Frances Bean has sense enough to get away from her mother. Hat tip to the missus.

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Flash photography and the inverse square law

bounce flash photography & the inverse square law – Neil vN tangents.

Good stuff. The Mark Wallace video he links is even better:

I understood the basic concept and I still learned a lot. I didn’t appreciate how quickly in percentage terms flash falls off with distance, how quickly the fall-off flattens out, or how to take advantage of the fall-off to get evenly-lit group photos. That’s good instructin’.

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One thing that really is true / This here’s a zoo and the keeper ain’t you / And I’m sick of you

Lou Reed Sick Of You

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Too Much of Everything: Car Companies

Saab Is Dead News, Videos, Reviews and Gossip – Jalopnik.

It happened in December, but I completely missed it. They’re even emptying the Saab museum. Kinda sad.

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Speaking of Refrigerator Doors

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Submission Guidelines For Our Refrigerator Door.

Special Note Regarding Robot Monkeys

We are no longer accepting robot-monkey-themed work, be they drawings, stories, or whatever. We’ve had it up to here with robot monkeys. Yes, robot monkeys are “funny” and “cool” and they make “amazing” beeping sounds, but enough is enough with the robot monkeys. Robot monkeys are so last July. And no saying that something is a tree and then later telling us it’s a robot monkey. That will lead to immediate removal from our refrigerator door, and no amount of crying and spinning wildly on the floor will make us put it back up.

Three Questions You Must Ask Yourself
Before Submitting Your Work

  • Have I spelled my name correctly on my submission?
  • Is my submission robot-monkey-free?
  • Does my submission seek to make a difference in people’s lives?

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