Word of the Day – Selfie

From Urban Dictionary:

A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person’s arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does not have any friends to take pictures of them so they resort to Myspace to find internet friends and post pictures of themselves, taken by themselves. A selfie is usually accompanied by a kissy face or the individual looking in a direction that is not towards the camera.

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QotD – The Truth at the Center of Politics

“We all know what to do, we just don’t know how to get re-elected after we have done it.”
Jean-Claude Juncker, Prime Minister of Luxembourg

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NRA Dispels Conspiracy Theories About Large Federal Ammo Purchases

Good stuff.

Much of the concern stems from a lack of understanding of the law enforcement functions carried about by officers in small federal agencies. These agents have the power to make arrests and execute warrants, just like their better-known counterparts at agencies like the FBI.

For instance, the Social Security Administration solicited offers for 174,000 rounds of pistol ammunition. But the agency has 295 special agents who combat Social Security fraud that costs tax payers billions each year, so the order works out to roughly 590 rounds of ammunition per agent for training, mandatory quarterly qualification shooting and duty use. More than a few NRA members would use that much ammunition in a weekend shooting class or plinking session.

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Conversation While Cooking Potatoes

ME: You know what The Incredible Hulk says when he’s making whipped potatoes?
MELISSA: What?
ME: HULK MASH!
MELISSA: That isn’t even a joke.

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Infographic: All the World’s Gold

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“How ‘Breakthrough’ Medical Findings Disappear”

How “Breakthrough: Medical Findings Disappear:

A Relative Risk (RR) of 1.0 would mean there was no benefit, and a number less than 1.0 indicates a health benefit, and a number greater than 1.0 indicates that the intervention is actually harmful. When there were only a little data available, fish oil looked like manna from heaven. But with new studies and more data, the beneficial effect has shrunk to almost nothing. The current best estimate of relative risk (bottom row of table) is 0.96, barely below 1.0. And the “confidence interval” (the range of numbers in parentheses), which is an indicator of how reliable the current estimate is, actually runs to a value slightly greater than 1.0.

Why does this happen? Small studies do a poor job of reliably estimating the effects of medical interventions. For a small study (such as Sacks’ and Leng’s early work in the top two rows of the table) to get published, it needs to show a big effect — no one is interested in a small study that found nothing. It is likely that many other small studies of fish oil pills were conducted at the same time of Sacks’ and Leng’s, found no benefit and were therefore not published. But by the play of chance, it was only a matter of time before a small study found what looked like a big enough effect to warrant publication in a journal editor’s eyes.

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My Latest Invention – The Facebook Clip Show

You know how, when The Simpsons needs some material post haste, they piece together a clip show from pieces of previous Simpsons episodes? So what do the same thing, but with Facebook posts? And if you aren’t following me on Facebook it’s all new to you.

The Status Updates

I don’t understand the point of roller skating rinks. I could stay at home and hold on to a wall.


Wife is out with a friend for a performance of The Vagina Monologues. I wonder if she’ll buy me a t-shirt?


If I ever open a bookstore I’m going to call it Books on Paper.

The Image Macros

From the “Obama said ‘Jedi mind meld” hilarity a few weeks ago:

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I made one myself.

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The Video

I usually only listen to lame white boy rappers with three nipples who go on to have sucessful acting careers, but this is pretty good.

The Photos

It seems like I never post my photographs on the blog anymore, so here’s a series from Facebook:

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The Ultimate Introvert

Hulk just want to be left alone

I know how you feel sometimes, buddy.

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Got the Laid Off Blues

My company shut down the division I was in, so I’m out there looking for a job. This is the first time I’ve searched for a job and done interviews in 13 years, so it’s an experience. My resume was rusty enough that I had it rewritten by a resume service and I gotta say it’s a big improvement.

We’re doing OK here on the homefront. I’ve got some good leads with some good companies that I hope will pan out. I got a generous severance package and my wife just landed a job. But the sooner I get a job the better, natch.

If you know anyone who’s looking for someone with e-commerce, online marketing, and social media experience give me a shout.

If you feel comfortable endorsing me for any of these skills I’d appreciate it. Here’s my profile/resume.

  • PPC
  • Google AdWords
  • Web Analytics
  • SEO Marketing
  • Web Marketing
  • Digital Marketing
  • Blogging
  • WordPress
  • Photography

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This is why I’m always dubious of dietary studies

The BBC reports on a study of the health consequences of eating processed meat:

One in every 17 people followed in the study died. However, those eating more than 160g of processed meat a day – roughly two sausages and a slice of bacon – were 44% more likely to die over a typical follow-up time of 12.7 years than those eating about 20g.

The experiment involved 1000 people who were put in cages and fed a controlled diet, with 500 eating bacon and sausage every day and a control group of 500 who ate no bacon or sausage. Researchers kept the humans in cages for 40 years and tracked the incidence of heart disease, cancer, and other conditions.

Except, you know, that isn’t what happened, because even in mad scientist circles  experimenting on humans in cages is a no-no. So instead the researchers did the next best thing. And I use “next best thing” in the sense that a kick in the teeth is the next best thing to eating ice cream. The researchers gave surveys to experimental subjects, who self-reported their diet and other habits. Researchers then tracked their health over the years.

The study “showed people who ate a lot of processed meat were also more likely to smoke, be obese and have other behaviours known to damage health. However, the researchers said even after those risk factors were accounted for, processed meat still damaged health.”

For the sake of argument I’ll assume the researchers were 100% successful in controlling for smoking, obesity and other listed factors. I’ll even grant that they were so darned good they could control for the difference between a pack a day smoker and a two pack a day smoker.

Here’s the thing. People lie. They don’t want to judged. When it comes to their behavior they know to give the right answer and not the true answer.

The two pack a day smoker self-reports as a pack a day smoker and tells himself he’s at least being honest enought to own up to his tobacco monkey.  A woman drinks a bottle of wine every night, has margaritas on Tuesday night with her fajitas, downs a few martinis with the girls on Friday night, and has beers and Jaegermeister at the football party. When asked how much she drinks she checks the box for “one glass of wine per day.”

So the researchers might think they’re controlling for those factors, but their coefficients for them is too low. The man’s health problems are from under-reported smoking, not bacon. Likewise for the woman’s drinking.

Too, even if they’re controlling for those factors, who says they’ve controlled for all possible factors? They accounted for smoking, drinking, and obesity. How about other health behaviors? If they asked about illegal drug use people are even less likely to self-report honestly. Likewise, some jobs bring risk factors. Coal miners shouldn’t have the same statistical treatment as accountants.

So sure, intuitively I think most people would be better off eating less bacon because of the fat, salt, and preservatives and I’m pretty sure it does have an effect on health and lifespan. Just as intuitively, I just don’t find myself entirely convinced by the study’s claim that eating six ounces of processed meat per day will double your risk of death over 13 years, and the statistical nature of the study makes it easier for me to doubt the results.

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Justified Tuesday – Who is Drew Thompson?

Last week’s previews hinted that we’d discover Drew Thompson’s identity in tonight’s episode. Who do you think Drew Thompson is?

Here’s what we know about Thompson:

  • He was involved in the incident where a parachutist fell to his death with a load of cocaine strapped to his body.
  • That happened 30 years ago. If he was between 20 and 40 at the time he’d be 50 to 70 years old now.
  • He has a widow/ex-wife named Eve Munro, the psychic.
  • Some people know his identity – Arlo Givens, ex-sheriff Hunter Mosely, and probably others I’m forgetting.

Last week’s episode dropped a lot of clues on one character. Melissa and I our guessing it’s him. Our guess is the same as this guy’s (I’m linking instead of saying for people who don’t want potential spoilers).

What’s your guess?

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The antidote to all of those “don’t try this at home” disclaimers

“Kids, don’t do this at home. But if you do, you should film it and put it on YouTube because it is cool as f*&% and people will love you for it. I have it on good authority that celebrities even showed up at this guy’s house and shook his hand for doing this and then gave him money and became his friend.”
– John Cheese, The 12 Most Strangely Satisfying Videos on the Internet

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Is Jack Andraka One of Those B.S. News Stories on the Internet?

Remember the thing about 5 Easy Ways to Spot a B.S. News Story on the Internet? A couple of hours later someone posted this on Facebook: Jack Andraka, the Teen Prodigy of Pancreatic Cancer. From his Wikipedia entry:

Jack Thomas Andraka (born in 1997) is an inventor, scientist and cancer researcher. He is the 2012 Intel Science Fair grand prize winner. Andraka was awarded the Gordon E. Moore Award for his work in developing a new method to detect pancreatic cancer. [1] The Gordon E. Moore Award, named in honor of the co-founder of Intel, is for $75,000. He also won other prizes in smaller individual categories for a total award of $100,500.[2]

The result of his project was a new dipstick type diagnostic test for pancreatic cancer using a novel paper sensor, similar to that of the diabetic test strip. This strip tests for the level of mesothelin, a pancreatic cancer biomarker, in blood or urine, to determine whether or not a patient has early-stage pancreatic cancer. The test is over 90 percent accurate in detecting the presence of mesothelin.[1] According to Andraka, it is also 168 times faster, 26,000 times less expensive (costing around three cents), over 400 times more sensitive than the current diagnostic tests and only takes five minutes to run. He says the test is also effective for detecting ovarian and lung cancer, due to the same mesothelin biomarker they have in common.[5]

Officials at Intel have said that Andraka’s method is more than 90 percent accurate in detecting the presence of mesothelin.[1]

Which sounds exactly like #1 in the Cracked article – #1. It’s About a Miracle Cure for Obesity, Cancer, or Clean Energy:

I’m not a pessimist, and I think the future will be awesome. But the vast majority of the positive science news that turns up on Reddit or science blogs or tech sites is pure bullshit.

Sometimes the stories are outright false, like the one about that genius 13-year-old who invented a far more efficient way to collect solar energy, or the group of African teenagers who invented a machine to get electricity from urine (in the first case, it turned out the kid did his calculations wrong, and in the second, the reporters misunderstood what the machine did — the former was retracted a few days later, the latter was debunked by people who have a better idea of what they’re talking about)

Andraka received a prize for his invention from Intel, which is a smart bunch who you wouldn’t expect to make a mistake. Yet the 13 year old with his solar energy invention received his prize from the American Museum of Natural History (also a smart bunch), who it turns out didn’t understand that they should have been measuring total power output and not just voltage. It makes you wonder how much Intel doesn’t know about medicine.

So yeah, I won’t be surprised if Jack Andraka’s miracle pancreatic cancer test never makes it to market.

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5 Easy Ways to Spot a B.S. News Story on the Internet

It’s by David Wong, so of course it’s awesome. I think I’ve been guilty of linking to stories of all five types except #1 – It’s About a Miracle Cure for Obesity, Cancer, or Clean Energy. And he nails that one. As many times as a cure for cancer has been reported you’d think every oncologist on the planet would be working at McDonald’s by now.

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Test of Seven 50mm Lenses for Nikon

Test of Seven 50mm Lenses for Nikon. Good stuff. The $239 Nikon AF-S 50mm/F1.8g comes out really well.

As you can see, these lenses perform very differently at each aperture. If you shoot mainly wide-open and don’t need to go faster than f/1.8, the Nikon AF-S Nikkor 50mm f/1.8G is your best bet and was the sharpest of the lenses tested @ f/1.8. If you prefer a faster f/1.4 lens, the Sigma 50mm f/1.4 HSM EX DG is great, as is the Nikon AF-S Nikkor 50mm f/1.4G – both are sufficiently sharp at f/1.4 and sharpen up nicely as you stop them down. If you’re a landscape photographer, you’ll be stopping down most of the time; the Nikon Ai-S 50mm f/1.2 and f/1.4 were absolutely excellent stopped down and had the best contrast as did the Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8D.

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