Les Jones

Guns > Are You a Gun Nut?

Here's a typical scenario. Someone mentions they have X number of guns, where X is greater than 1. Someone who doesn't like guns says "Geez, why so many?" The implication being that the other guy is a gun-wielding maniac.

Now you could try to explain that each gun has its uses, but why bother? Face facts, pal, you're a gun-wielding maniac. Fortunately you're not alone.

A Field Guide to the Maniacs
A person who has more than one gun: gun-wielding maniac.

A person who has more than one knife in the kitchen: knife-wielding maniac.

A person who has more than one screwdriver in the toolbox: screwdriver-wielding maniac.

A person who has more than one towel in the bathroom: towel-wielding maniac.

A person who has more than one pen in the drawer: pen-wielding maniac.

A person who has more than one coat in the closet: coat-wielding maniac.

How many guns do I have? Too many to count, but only because I'm really lazy when it comes to counting.