Les Jones

Funny Ha-Ha > Son of Musician Jokes

The last one went over so well here's another.

What's the difference between a musician and a government bond?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.

What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
The sack.

What's the difference between a symphony conductor and Dr Scholl's footpads?
Dr Scholl's footpads buck up the feet.

What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back.

How do you get two viola players to play in tune?
Shoot one of them.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
"Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"

What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"