Les Jones: Musician Jokes

August 12, 2003

Funny Ha-Ha > Musician Jokes

Found while tidying up files on the hard drive.

A boy tells his mother, "When I grow up I want to be a musician." His mother tells him, "Now, honey, you can't do both."

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

What do you call someone who follows musicians around?
A drummer.

How does a bluegrass band know when the stage is level?
Drool comes out of both corners of the banjo player's mouth.

Know some others? Post them in comments. I've heard a bunch of viola jokes I can't recall right now. Something about throwing a viola down a mine shaft.

Posted by lesjones

Comments

Hey, i heard this today ;-)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Posted by: Jokes Page! at September 28, 2004