Les Jones

Funny Ha-Ha > Donald Rumsfeld

I like Rumsfeld and the way he handles the press, but the guy has a certain, um, style that comedians can't resist.

Hart Seely reviews the poetry of Donald Rumsfeld.

From jwz:

PHILIPPINES: US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld prepares to tear away the rubber mask hiding his true face, a glowing red skull, moments before incinerating a crowd of onlookers with his heat vision.

And this:

INNSMOUTH, MASS.: US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld reveals the first stages of his transformation into a Deep One, the hybrid fishmen now scheduled to take control of the Federal Government no later than Q4 2003.

UPDATE JUNE 2: