Les Jones: Dolly Parton Joke

October 28, 2003

Funny Ha-Ha > Dolly Parton Joke

My brother told an awful Dolly Parton joke during the UT game. I'll put it behind the "More" link so that you can avoid reading this terrible, puerile, crass, sophomoric joke.

Dollywood is ready for the grand opening of their new ride - a gargantuan roller coaster with tremendous G-force. The engineers finish their stress testing and declare it safe for passengers.

Dolly invites her entertainer friends for the first ride. With cameras rolling and fans waving, their car leaves the gate.

The roller coaster pulls them to the top and rockets them to the bottom, turning through space and upside down. Dolly looks ghostly pale when she gets off the ride, and is immediately rushed to the hospital.

The diagnosis? Shaken booby syndrome.

Bonus! What do you use to catch Dolly Parton? A booby trap.

Posted by lesjones

Comments

Did you see her on Jay Leno the other night? They were talking about Ah-nuld being governor, and she mentioned one time seeing him and others shake their pectorla muscles around while doing bodybuilding stuff. Then she proceeded to move her pectoral muscles herself - an action that, while quite interesting to watch, produced tectonic shifts in the Los Angeles region felt as far north as Sacremento.

Posted by: Barry at October 28, 2003