Les Jones

A&E > The Simple Life

Melissa and I caught the premier episode last night. It started slow. Watching Paris and Nicole by themselves is surprisingly boring. Things got entertaining once the girls met the family they'll live with for the rest of the season. It's "Green Acres" for the Naughties, in reality show format with two blondes instead of one.

Questions:

1. Is Paris as stupid as she acts? "What's Wal-Mart? A place where they sell walls?"
2. How long do you think it will be before one of the girls does a Playboy centerfold?
3. How did the farm family wind up with a well in the middle of the floor on their sleeping porch?

Bonus! Check Rolling Stone's Paris Hilton interview: "What you think of Paris Hilton, what she thinks of herself and what she's really like are three entities so separate and distinct that if they were people they wouldn't end up in the same room. ... She thinks she's a pet lover who donates to charity, does not drink or do drugs and hardly ever goes out. "I am not a party person," says Hilton, blinking her catlike royal-blue eyes. "Mostly I like to spend time with my dogs." "