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The other day Melissa told me she loved me, and I said I loved her, too.
"How much do you love me?" she asked.
Intead of stretching out my arms and saying "thiiiiiiiiiiis much" I thought about it for a split-second and said "100 gigabytes."
She liked that answer. And if there's a better unit for measuring love I obviously haven't found it.
Posted by lesjones
The secret to a successful marriage is to set their expectations low.
That's why I encourage Melissa to watch The Simpsons. As long as I perform at an above-Homer level I'll be OK.