Les Jones: Janet Jackson Boobie Blogging

February 03, 2004

News > Janet Jackson Boobie Blogging

Drudge has closeup shots. Conclusion: they're real and they're fabulous, to keep the Seinfeld references going. (OK, maybe they're not exactly fabulous.) It wasn't a pastie after all. It was nipple jewelry (some people are calling it a nipple medallion), attached through Jackson's piercing.

FCC Chief Michael Powell has promised an investigation. I think most people agree that exposing a breast in prime time to an audience of 90 million is inappropriate. Does it violate FCC standards? Possibly. Jackson's nipple and part of her areola were exposed.

KGB notes that Janet Jackson must get her nipple jewelry from the people who do Borg devices for the Star Trek franchise. Via VodkaPundit.

WM Double D's
"Terrorists didn't strike at this year's Super Bowl, though terror did strike viewers of the event as a "wardrobe malfunction" resulted in the accidental deployment of Janet Jackson's right breastisis during the Halftime Show. Officials are scrambling to contain the damage caused by the uncommanded mammary release, with many calling for an independent investigation into pre-Bowl intelligence declarations that Janet Jackson's wardrobe was "safe, secure and no threat to the television viewing audience."
- Sgt. Stryker

Wardrobe Malfunctions on the Rise
"I just got back to work from lunch, what a mess. I was headed to the sub shop when I had a wardrobe malfunction. Seems my pants flew off, hit a telephone pole and exploded. Well I pulled over, called the fire department; they show up and start putting my pants out. Then of course the International Garment Workers Union Wardrobe Malfunction Reconstruction Team shows up and blocks the whole street off while they take their measurements, all that's left of my pants was a zipper and a belt buckle, thank God I was wearing my Penis Medalion when they malfunctioned!"
- Two in the Hat in comments at Tim Blair

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I threw up a blog just for this occassion. I have a downloadble video in my latest post.

Posted by: Jeff at February 03, 2004

How convienent that Janetis the talk of the net when her new CD is coming out shortly. We all saw how well Paris Hilton's reality show did after her sex tapes "accidentally" got on the internet. Lest we not forget Britany Spears getting hitched before the release of her albumn and then the delay of her new single..If you don't think her breast was supposed to pop out then you are more naive than Brittany's X-Husband.

Posted by: pootermom at February 05, 2004

You know, looking at that picture of the Big Moment, at that scrap Justin Timberlake has in his hand, it does't look like there's a 'bra' in there to have stayed behind when he ripped the front off. It's not like the thing came off in two pieces, after all. He's got one thing in his hand.

And as my husband points out... men who are deliberately TRYING to remove a woman's bra generally can't manage it without some struggle. Bras are not flimsy things. If it were a simple matter of just tearing off the interfering cup, the whole undoing-the-clasp thing would be pretty pointless.

No..I'm firmly in the 'They Planned It' camp, myself. Too convenient with the medallion, the album coming out, etc.

Posted by: Javinia at February 07, 2004

I am personally wondering where "javinia" got his/her idea of that name as a username, as it is my birth first name. My parents invented it and I'd like to know where you heard of it, I thought I only knew of my name

Posted by: Javinia...that's my real name at September 24, 2004

I think you've contacted me before to ask that, actually. I found the name 'Jarvinia' in a book of baby names at some point, and the meaning was 'Beautiful intelligence' or something to that effect. I thought that was neat, dropped the 'r' because I thought it sounded 'prettier' that way, and adopted it as a moniker because (until you came along) it's pretty uncommon to run into anyone else using it.

Posted by: Javinia at February 15, 2005

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