Les Jones: Conversation at a Urinal

February 22, 2004

Funny Ha-Ha > Conversation at a Urinal

In the men's room at Barley's tonight I stepped up to a urinal with fluid on the floor.

Me: A puddle. Let's hope that's water.
Guy next to me: Yeh. (pause) You know the joke? If you shake it more than twice you're beating off.
Me: Heh.
Guy next to me: You know the easiest thing to get out of a penis?
Me: What's that?
GNTM: Wrinkles.
His friend: Those are the only two jokes he knows.
Me: I'll tell you my best joke. Why don't Kentucky high schools have sex education and drivers education on the same day?
GNTM: I don't know. Why?
Me: It's too hard on the horse.

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A friend of my dad (my dad used to train police dogs) calls him and says he has a problem. One of his male dogs keeps trying to hump him. He asks dad "how can I keep him from trying to hump me?"

Without pause, dad says "that's easy, suck his dick."

Posted by: SayUncle at February 22, 2004

Thanks, Uncle. I was afraid I had gone too far, but thanks to your joke mine look pretty tame in comparison. :-)

Posted by: Les Jones at February 22, 2004