Les Jones: What I Learned from Watching '70s TV Shows

March 19, 2004

Funny Ha-Ha > What I Learned from Watching '70s TV Shows

I watched an episode of "The Incredible Hulk" the other day at Jay's. Thinking back to other shows from that era, I now grasp the important lessons of '70s TV.

People who are accused of crimes are always innocent. (The Incredible Hulk, Grizzly Adams, Run Joe Run, The Dukes of Hazard)
The police are the real criminals. (The Incredible Hulk, The Dukes of Hazard)
Wild animals are your friend if you're a good person. (The Incredible Hulk, Grizzly Adams, Run Joe Run, Sigmund and the Sea Monsters)
If you don't have a car, hitchhiking is a safe and efficient means of transportation. (The Incredible Hulk)

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I learned from diff'rent strokes that if an old white guy who owns a bicycle shop fondles your friend, he's not necessarily gay.

Posted by: SayUncle at March 19, 2004

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