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Topfive's suggestions for names of Wal-Mart brand wine:
15. Box O' Grapes
14. Chateau du Crack Chardonnay
13. White Trashfindel
12. Big Red Gulp
11. Grape Expectations
10. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
9. Sam's Dog 20/20
8. Chef Boyardeaux
7. Trucker's Choice
6. Blue Light Special Nun
5. Chateau des Moines
4. Mogen Darryl
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling
1. Nasti Spumanti
How about America's Choice Chardonnay Slushie?
Posted by lesjones
Now be nice. Sam's Club has excellent prices on some fairly high end whiskey.
I found an Aldi's which sells wine. That is a suitable target for your wit.