Les Jones: Teresa Heinz Kerry's Speech

July 27, 2004

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Teresa Heinz Kerry's speech explained that Nelson Mandela heard women's voices in his head. Or something. If you listened with your left brain you might have liked it, but my poor right brain couldn't pull any substance out of it.

P.S. The camera kept cutting to Hillary Clinton, who always looked like she had just slammed a shot of vinegar.

Posted by lesjones

Comments

Teresa is always rambling on about something that makes no sense. It's amazing she had thirty plus minutes to speak and spoke mostly about herself. She has so little to say about her husband who wants to be President of the United States.

Posted by: Uptown Girl at July 28, 2004

Re the Teresa speech: Nothing in her words or tone reflected the American soul. Just lots of hollow paeons to the greatness of an America past (e.g.,Peace Corps) and voluminous instructions on how we "must and should" behave in the future. Oh, no! Not a female version of Al Gore.

Posted by: American Girl at July 29, 2004

I think the lady is great and she has more "American soul" than most. Stop trashing the lady. Everyone with passionate feeling for causes at times speaks a little to quickly. She will make a wonderful first lady.

Posted by: BGRAY at July 29, 2004

BGRAY: you obviously listened with your left brain. The emotions sounded OK, I guess, there just wasn't any substance there.

Posted by: Les Jones at August 01, 2004

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Posted by: Cecilia Stepto at September 10, 2004

You little people are such fools. That is why you refuse to bow when I speak. You will get yours, you idiots. John & I know what is best for you peasants even though you do not. We long so for the good days, the European days of elegance when royality was respected. Ants!!! Insects!!! Middle class riff-raff. You make fun of us because we do not pay taxes on my $3.2 billion in assets. You make fun of us because we pay the bare minimum of 0.983% in taxes on my $80M/yr income while I support a 30% tax on any family earning over $100,000. You ignorant scum. I suport the outsourcing of all the Heinz manufacturing plants and their thousands of jobs so that my income will grow even more while my husband tells you about all the bad outsourcing plotted by evil US corporations. Worship me and my waned beauty or I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

Posted by: Big mama T at September 24, 2004

How can this be happening...??? We spent more than 75+millions and hired all those Hollywood half-wits and all those free money to the homeless to vote you out of White House while you only spend 25 millions you cheap-o..? Even my ketchup folks trying to stay away from me as if I have herpes! Why American people aren't as stupid as they used to be ???? I say let's buy some more votes and call Dan and NBC that my cheater hubby Kerry won, its only a mistake...I am the First Bitch..not Hilary..., we want RECOUNT! MORE RECOUNT!

Posted by: Wizard of Odds at November 03, 2004