Les Jones

Funny Ha-Ha > Go Read KnoxPatch

I hadn't read KnoxPatch in forever. I thought Bjorn had quit blogging, or was killed in a meth lab explosion or something, but he's still at it, and has lots of new material. A sample:

BlueCross BlueShield of Tennessee recently declined to pay a bill for medical services after Seymour resident, Billy Rivet, was hit in the head by a meteor and fell into an Indian arrowhead on his farm. The meteor barely grazed his head causing neck injuries and the loss of nearly 1/2 of his left ear. The arrowhead punctured his right shoulder in the fall. According to a spokesman for BlueCross BlueShield of Tennessee, "These are clearly pre-existing conditions not covered by our policies. The meteor had been flying on that path for thousands of years and the arrowhead is much older than Mr. Rivet, so it would be nearly impossible to claim that these were not pre-existing."