News > "I Ate Her [blank] with Some Falafel and a Nice Chianti"
The Smoking Gun has the sexual harassment complaint against Bill O'Reilly, with links to the naughty parts. That includes the soon-to-be-infamous shower falafel bit.
Some O'Reilly fans will leap to his defense, assured that he doesn't have a dirty bone in his body. And they would apparently be unaware of his novel, Those Who Trespass, and its erotic passages that inspired a bad erotica writing contest.
At least people who read the book only have to imagine O'Reilly's voice. Mercy be to the unfortunates who actually listen to the books-on-tape version excerpted here.
Winners
- People who hate Bill O'Reilly's fucking guts
Losers
- Fox News
- Falafel makers
- People who were sexually active until they heard Bill O'Reilly talk dirty
Posted by lesjones