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From yesterday's Best of the Web:
She Stays in Vegas
Friday's Las Vegas Sun carried the following obituary (ninth item):
Mary Noonan Knight, 91, of Las Vegas died Tuesday in a local hospital. She was born Aug. 20, 1913, in San Francisco. A resident for 39 years, she was a retired property investor.
Wow, Vegas really is a 24-hour city. They're mourning Noonan Knight!
Posted by lesjones