Les Jones

Guns > "So There I Was"

Tales of the gunshop commando. Smallest Minority linked to the first of these, but now the final edition is out.

So there I was....what really happens to tactical "tools" in a fight (part 1):

As I was leaving my house I stuffed my Glock 10mm "man gun" mexican style in my pants. My backup is a fully customized 1911 with all the IPSC add on options in my $500.00 leather pancake holster custom made by Belgian Monks who have devoted their lives to silence and holster making. These are the ones used by SEAL Team 6, which I used to be a part of but all records of my activities were destroyed in a fire "accident".

So There I Was...(Part 3) Real world tactics used in corrections:

I reached for the taser, but since my hands were numbed from the baton, and my vision was obscured from the result of the tear gas, I accidentally discharged the taser down the front of my pants. The urine left over from the capture shield incident conducted the electricity and grounded, causing me to let out a tactical shriek, which shattered windows for the entire cell block causing a hazardous situation to the escaping inmate due to broken glass. This had worked to my advantage.

So There I Was...(Part 4) Final Installment, a cop retires:

I threw my Rascal into hard reverse; it struck a potted plant that had been strategically placed alongside the wall to interfere with my escape, sending me head over heals backwards. I was ready for such an event and wore my leak proof Depends, the “tactical black” ones advertised in Guns &Ammo. Certain that I had no up-flowing leakage; I sprang to my feet, easily within 2 minutes or less. ... The cops promptly shot a taser at me; I blocked it with my right nipple.