Funny Ha-Ha > GQ's 100 Funniest Jokes
Via Barry. Barry picked his favs. Here's mine. Barry already picked the Emo Philips joke, but it's one of my all-time favorite jokes about religion. Read 'em all. They're mostly clean, unlike the jokes I like.
"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future." (Richard Jeni)
"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy." (W.C. Fields)
"I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world." (Steven Wright)
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