February 17, 2005

Misc > Girl-on-Girl Has Jumped the Shark

sq-thekiss-take2-wi.jpgYou know, the first time guys saw a bare thigh in a 1920s movie, I'm sure they went wild. Hubba hubba! Rowrr! Say no more! Now nobody cares.

How long is it going to be before girl-on-girl action is just as passe? Not much longer, I'm guessing. When Madonna and Britney Spears kissed on the MTV Awards two years ago, girl on girl jumped the shark. So now when Drea de Matteo says "Every now and then -- well I can't say I've never been with a woman," even some of the guys on Fark could care less.

"I realize that I live in probably the most liberal city in the U.S. (San Francisco), but is it really news anymore when girls mess around with other girls? I can think of maybe 1 or 2 among the many girls I know that hasn't at least made out with another girl."

"Guh, I live on a college campus where kissing girls to get more attention for your sad whored out self is normal."

"I think the 'I'm going to awkwardly make out and maybe have sex with this chick for money and/or praise from my drunk fratboy friends' is too often confused with bisexuality."

Yep. I've dated women who had been with other women. Until she invites one of her friends over and offers to make you into a man sandwich, it's nothing to get excited about.

Posted by lesjones


As you pointed out in recent conversation. Most of the girls we've known who made a big deal out of being bi-sexual are now married. Some now have kids.

In the future, getting your freak on will involve dressing up like the Cleavers, heading down to Little Five Points and handing out religious tracts.

It will be the only thing left to do that would shock anybody.

Posted by: Chris Range at February 17, 2005

Maybe i'm watching the wrong pr0n, but the FFM variety don't tend to make sandwiches. Whereas the MMF tend to result in sandwiches.

Posted by: SayUncle at February 18, 2005

It's an open-faced sandwich. ;-)

Posted by: Les Jones at February 18, 2005

I love being truly shocking and outrageous- what else would expect from an artist? How is Sarah shocking the world these days? Chastity. I know, I know, it is almost too outrageous to mention on the internet. Ironic thing is that my fiance' and I are the cutest, gigglyest, flirtyest, red-hot-on-fire-for-eachother couples you could meet. Well, what would you expect from practicing something so wild and controversial as chastity? *Rawr*

Posted by: Sarah at February 19, 2005

Go Sarah Go!!!

Posted by: countertop at February 22, 2005
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