Les Jones

Funny Ha-Ha > "We Are Unitarian Jihad"

Oh, no! Someone offended the Unitarians!

People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes.

I think they're demanding that candy corn be classified as a vegetable.

There's even a Unitarian Jihad Name Generator. My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Nunchaku of Forgiveness. Via Zendo Deb, AKA Sister Howitzer of Moderation.