Les Jones: Will OJ Be Able to Find the Real Pirate?

July 28, 2005

True Crime > Will OJ Be Able to Find the Real Pirate?

A federal judge has ordered former football star O.J. Simpson to pay $25,000 in damages for pirating satellite television signals from DirecTV.

Successful football player parlays athletic talents into a string of product endorsements and movie roles, then murders his ex-wife and her boyfriend, runs from police in a low-speed chase, gets off scot-free despite massive evidence in one of the "crimes of the century", then gets nabbed for stealing satellite TV. The future is weirder than I expected.

Posted by lesjones

Comments

It's like busting Al Capone for Tax Evasion.

Posted by: Matt Groom at July 28, 2005

Obviously Mark Fuhrman planted the satellite dish, the receiver, the cables and the TV at Simpson's place.

Posted by: :) at August 10, 2005